Corrupt A Wish!

[Falile]

The rules are simple:

I make a wish, and the next person to post finds an ironic way to derive bad consequences from granting the wish, or to otherwise tag a downside to it, and so on and so forth.
For example:

1 wrote:
i wish i had a Corvette

2 wrote:
granted. you got it real cheap because it was crushed under a giant anvil.

i wish i was the most attractive person in the world

3 wrote:
granted. you are the most attractive person in the world, and both sexes now want your body.

i wish i had a big, juicy steak.

4 wrote:
granted. how's your diet going?

i wish i was invulnerable to every kind of harm.

5 wrote:
granted, however, you fall down a mineshaft and get buried by a cave in, and go mad while you are trapped in darkness for all of eternity!

i wish for world peace

No wish is Uncorruptable!
SO, calling all ebil Genies... Here we go

Wish#1.) I wish I were... a Dragon

[Roxy]

Granted, how are your friends?

I wish I had a chewy cookie and will never get a stummy ache from it

[metal]

Granted!, Cookie gets stolen before you could eat it..... xD

I wish that I could fly!

[REII]

Granted. Hope you enjoy your life in a glass cage (of emotion)

I wish it was summer.

[Falile]

Granted, but you are relocated to Arizona... (and die of heat stroke, your corpse shriveling up to leather covered bones before you are found)

I wish i could do magic

[Yoshi]

Granted. But you can only do magic card tricks.

I wish I was a supercomputer.

[Falile]

Granted!...

Your Ai Algorithms have not been saved.....

I wish i were a wish dispensing demon...

[Takai]

Granted. But you can only make happy wishes

I wish I a giant bomb to destroy the world.

[Yoshi]

Granted. But someone wishes to Falile to destroy it before it destroys the earth.

I wish I was female.

[Takai]

Granted. But you are a 80 year old lady going blind.

I wish I was able to turn invisible at will.

[metal]

Granted, but now you can't become uninvisible.

I wish I was the best cheif in the world. ;P

[Yoshi]

(>But you are a 80 year old lady going blind.
>I'm fine with this....)

Granted. You were the best chief in the world. Until you died of too many hits from the Peace Pipe.

I wish my life was an MMORPG

[Takai]

Granted. Now you have to be the ultimate errand boy completely all the side quests to get to the main quest. Good luck you still have 99 more to go. Now take this horse dung to a ranch that's five weeks out of town.

I wish my life was like that of a master samurai.

[Falile]

Granted. Your life is like that of a master samurai. You starve for weeks because a bandit stole your sword and money a month ago while you were asleep. You could not afford another one because these times are very harsh, therefore you can not work, and no one gives money to beggars anymore. Eventually you die of Tapeworms and Scurvy.

I wish I had a Triple Layer Bacon Sandwich.

[Takai]

Granted. But just as you try to take a bite you die of a heart attack. And that's before you even take a bite....oh what a shame....oh well -takes bacon sandwich-

I wish I could multiply myself so I could be in two or more places at once.